30 characteristics of a person studying at a medical university

After the incredible success of the material 12 characteristics of a person who decided to become a cosmetologist, we decided to dig even deeper. Our editors visited the country's leading medical university named after. Bogomolets and asked future doctors about their characteristic features.

30 characteristics of a person studying at a medical university

As a result, we got 30 features of a person studying at a medical university

1. I wash my hands all the time.

2. I find fault with all the medical stuff on TV.

3. I can say "cyclopentanperhydrophenanthrene" even when I'm very drunk.

4. I don't believe guys who say you can't get pregnant during your period/first time/full moon/this position.

5. I am amazed at people who believe in urine therapy or computer diagnostics of all diseases for only 550 hryvnias.

6. I love listening to conversations and advice about health in transport.

7. I hate the questions "Have you been to the morgue? And how is it?", "Do you cut corpses?"

8. I hate the question "What major are you studying for?"

9. I know where babies really come from!

10. I know almost all the hospitals in my city and at least 3 ways to get to them by public transport.

11. I know that our medicine (no matter how evil tongues speak about it) is better than in Europe and America!

12. There are almost no things that can take away my appetite.

13. When talking about a place in the city, I always orient myself or give directions to nearby hospitals and clinics.

14. I ALWAYS use condoms.

15. I always put on a smart face when it comes to medicine.

16. I don't take good care of my own health, but I always give advice to others.

17. I closely monitor the health of people close to me and those around me, and just a little, I strive to help.

18. Entering any medical institution of practical health care, I know for sure that several of my fellow practitioners (plus or minus 3-5 years) work here. I just walk along the corridors – and meet. We don't remember each other by name, but we recognize each other by sight.

19. I never say "pathologist" and "pain relief"

20. I am very afraid of doctors, especially my classmates.

21. When I see a person dressed in white, it seems that he is wearing a bathrobe.

22. All your friends run to you with their sores and the phrase "You're a doctor!"

23. In any hospital, especially at the university, you are an outcast of the wardrobe, because you don’t have a buttonhole on your clothes or it’s torn.

24. I hate the phrase "You only have to learn three paragraphs tomorrow." This means at least 200 pages.

25. Why?! Explain why we need to sit in medical caps on such subjects as economics, sociology, history of medicine or Ukrainian studies?

26. The exam is scheduled for 8:00, and is accepted at best at 14:30.

27. At each department, I make a diagnosis for myself, my loved ones and can hardly restrain myself not to tell the person in the minibus about his illness.

28. Over time, I stopped forgetting the bathrobe, now I forget to put it out of my bag even when I'm going on a date.

29. When I come to the doctor, I tell the whole anamnesis according to the template!

30. I'm tired of studying for so many years!

Source estet-portal.com