Child – It's a hell of a job and a huge responsibility. Basically, all the forums are filled with advice for expectant mothers, it is women who undergo voluntary intensive preliminary training before getting pregnant (in most cases), during pregnancy (experiences, re-reading all possible books, numerous visits to the doctor) and, of course, directly after childbirth (crying, feeding, insomnia, constant consultations with mom). But what about men? A man who wants to become a father must understand what he should expect when a son or daughter is born. Whether you like it or not, get ready to discover your new abilities and superpowers.
A lot has been said and written about how a future mother perceives her pregnancy and her unborn child. And what does her husband feel at this time, in whose life big changes will also take place soon? & nbsp; As an answer to this question, we have prepared 12 major discoveries that you will make to become a father.
1. Your apartment is deadly
All items below waist level will either be destroyed or used to inflict injury. 90% of your affairs on the "education" of the child – it's trying to save him from injury.
2. Dream is a new erotic fantasy
Eight unbreakable hours – it's more beautiful than taking a bath with Vera Brezhneva. At least you still have the strength to sleep.
3. You have a bad temper
You will recognize yourself in his whims, in his stubbornness, in his harmfulness. It looks like a small curved mirror. At the same time, you will understand what a thorn you were for your parents.
4. But you will become an ideal for your daughter
It is you who will shape her taste for men. Try to match if you want to have a decent son-in-law over time.
5. Not everything depends on you
The first time you drop your baby's head on the floor (not "if", but "when"), you will pray that everything ends well. Even if you do not know a single prayer and have never believed in anyone.
6. You – bad cop
By the age of two, a child will learn to manipulate your wife like a gypsy with the sun. If you do not want to live with a little dictator, you yourself will have to command, punish and say the word "no" 50 times a day. An unpleasant role, but someone has to do it.
7. Free time – when he sleeps
Child – an employer who does not know the Labor Code. There are no days off for him.
8. Small – does not mean quiet
Let him weigh six kilos – frustrated, he masterfully reproduces the sound of a flying Su-27 flight in attack mode. Yes, some people snore in their sleep. bass.
9. A good cartoon can be watched 50 times
Also, you can invite relatives to role-play him.
10. You could negotiate with terrorists
"He doesn't want to go outside. No, he wants to go outside. No, these gloves don't fit. No, he won't put a pen in his sleeve. No, he still doesn't want to go outside. It's – my toy, even though she is a stranger..." All negotiations – in a soft voice, with a smile and diminutive suffixes.
11. Happiness exists
The child not only sincerely experiences everything that happens, but also makes you feel very sharply joy, tenderness, tenderness. No matter how cynic you may be, many of his actions and phrases will make you wipe away tears of emotion. And there is nothing to be ashamed of.
12. You are a horse, wow.
Estet-portal wishes dear men to become good fathers!
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